reasons I can't stand you.

• You act like a petulant child about everything.
• You're a hypocrite.
• You're absolutely vile to me.
• You can't keep a promise.
• You bitch and bitch and bitch. And bitch some more.
• What's more, eighty percent of it is untrue. Liar.
• You can't take a fucking joke.
• Unless it's about someone else.
• You're downright boring.
• You're just so ignorant it makes me want to bang my head against a wall.
• Actually yes, you are stupid.
• I swear down that 75% of everything you say is a complaint about something.
• The other 25% is pure bullshit.
• You can't think for yourself. Or do any research. Back up your words.
• You think you're so much fucking better than me. Newsflash, you aren't sweetie.
• You're so patronising and condescending.
• Worse still, you have no grounds to be.
• You can't use grammar properly. No matter how often you insist you can.
• Oh, and using a language properly does not equal making you conform to societies expectations.
• You try far, far too hard. And fail so hard :'D
• Please for Pete's sake, learn to take responsibility for your own actions! 
• You're not mature, at all. Stop trying to say you are. It makes you look even more retarded.
• You spout shit about stuff you don't understand.
• You're a coward. 'Nuff said.
• I can't trust you. Nor should anyone else.
• You can't keep a promise. That's the hieght of dishonour in my book.
• You're such a lightweight, but you constantly get drunk and make a dick of yourself. 
• Would it kill you to smile? You're so miserable!
• You never have time for me, even when when what you're doing is trivial.
• You clearly got bored of showing me any affection whatsoever.
• Talking badly of my friends is a bad thing.
• You're so unreasonable it kills my soul.
• Temper tantrums. Please, stop. You're not a toddler.
• Some of the comments you make are downright disgusting.
• I have never met anyone else as selfish as you

Basically, you're a prick. I'm going to keep this as a reminder of why I just shouldn't care at all :)