Flying Saucer Attack!

Today was a good day :) I've only got to leave my hair a couple more months until it's a decent length, so I'm not hacking it all off yet - it's exciting being so close, I haven't had hair anywhere near my shoulders since I was about six!

I went into town to have my eyes tested. My eyesight has actually improved, but I should wear the new glasses I'm getting constantly to prevent myself from losing them. Yes, I'm an idiot. I have a short attention span. I pick up on silly details and forget stuff that's important like the fact I can't see clearly. So bloody sue me!

Actually, I have wandered around looking for my glasses whilst wearing them. Good times.

Whilst I was ditched in town I bought Costa to go and bumped into Cheetos. The one and only amazing star! & her mother. Cheetos' mum has got it goin' on... You can see where this is going :'D

Anyway, Sue decided to relieve herself of her daughter by dumping her on me. Fun times (y). We blew ten minutes talking to this preacher woman who whispered everything - it was a laugh. ("She needs to learn to shout like you. You could convert anyone out of fear of their heads exploding from the sheer volume." "I'm not that loud!" "...You've been shouting for ages. You never talk!")

Then, after the wind tried to be perverted and peek up Cheetos' skirt one time too many, we decided to go into the Mall. And buy a huge milkshake between the two of us. Flying saucer flavour (hence the blog title). With Refreshers. & whipped cream. Needless to say I got a wee bit giddy.

So, we sat outside an empty, abandoned shop like men. We don't do ladylike. Deal. During that time we drank our yummytastic milkshake and discussed (read: bitched) about certain people (read: fagface, dickhead, shit-for-brains & others). & womens problems. & politics. & my theory that the Conservative party is really an alien plot to take over earth. ...Maybe they're daleks.

Then we played the "I jizzed in my pants" game until we had to go our separate ways.

Yes, I just watched Doctor Who (y)

But I digress, today has been wonderfully fun as any day with Cheetos' in is. & our looooong milkshake conversation helped me sort some stuff out in my head. Nothing like your slaaaaaag of a best friend to knock some sense into you sympathetically (and occasionally with physical violence.)

I love her really. More than I could ever love you :P (Unless you are her. Obviously)

I have the best bestfriend I could wish for.

Night kiddos!